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September 8, 2018  

Editors Sleep At The Wheel — This Time “Laconia Daily Sun”.

by Anura Guruge

Click here to access the original … from their Website.

I know it sounds good and you know what they are trying to get at, BUT if you think about it, it is inane.

Humans have to be in someway involved.

We don’t talk about ours cars being ‘robot made’.

But, in the case of submarines there is a LOT of actual manual labor.

So, this was a rather stupid headline in the end.

So, yesterday, a very sick joke or a horrendous typo, and today this — albeit in two different local papers.

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September 7, 2018  

A Very Sick Joke Or A Horrendous Typo.

by Anura Guruge

Click to ENLARGE and read here. Check TOP for when it was published. Use link below to access the original.

Click here to access the original … from their Website.

Click to ENLARGE. Read and note CAREFULLY.

This, as you can clearly see from the top image, was in the Thursday, September 6, 2018, issue of ‘The Baysider‘.

Given that our Braxton is a beagle-on-steroids I kind of felt a kinship. I know that beagles can roam and that we have been lucky with Braxton — though much of that has to do with me tiring him out with regular 3.4+ mile runs.

So, I was THINKING about going and looking for this lost beagle. I was going to go into the woods.

So, I wanted to see how long it had been missing. What I saw — which you can too — blew me AWAY.

May 10, 2005.

WTF?

If somebody stole it, it would not be alive as yet. That was 13-years ago and that looks like a 2-year old Beagle. So, it would be 15-years old. Lifespan of a Beagle is 12 – 15 years. So, this is BIT late to be offering a reward for a Beagle that went missing 13-years ago!

Typo? But, BOTH May & the year.

This is sick …

If it is a TYPO, not unknown in the ‘The Baysider’, ‘they’ have surpassed themselves.

But, I have a hunch that this is a joke. Why?

Because we also have the “or write”! This is 2018 (not 2005). They provide an e-mail & a phone number and then say … WRITE … but give no last name.

Strange and maybe very sick.

Braxton, our Harrier.

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by Anura Guruge

September 2, 2018  

Videos Of ‘Blue Angels’ Missing-Man Fly By At John McCain’s Funeral!

by Anura Guruge

‘Missing Man’ fly by is always special — evocative and cool.

I heard they were going to do one for John McCain and I wanted to see it. I knew I could find at least one video on YouTube. I found these three on YouTube and wanted to share with you.

Wow. I checked the ‘Blue Angels’ Website. They have issues. It is way out-of-date. Not what I expected.

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September 1, 2018  

Just As I Feared Callous Donald J. Trump Played Golf During John McCain’s Funeral!

by Anura Guruge

Click to access my post from YESTERDAY.


Make America Decent AGAIN!

I was hoping against hope that he would NOT do it. He would have some sense and some decorum. Alas NO.

What a shame.

It makes him look even worse than he is — and that takes some doing.

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September 1, 2018  

Just Have A Hunch That Donald J. Trump Will Be Out Golfing During John McCain’s Funeral.

by Anura Guruge

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I HOPE I am wrong. But, I just have this hunch. It is a long, holiday-weekend. Trump will hit the links.

I can’t find where he will be spending the weekend. I doubt whether it is the White House and even if it is, he goes out to his golf clubs in Virginia.

The only thing that can save us is rain, but we don’t want it to rain on John McCain’s parade. [I gather it rained quite hard when his body was being taken to the Capitol on Friday.]

This is NOT going to look good!

Yikes.

I HOPE I don’t have to remind you that he did GOLF during dear Barbara Bush’s funeral! That was idiotic.

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by Anura Guruge

August 25, 2018  

Latest Peyronie’s Disease TV Commercial That Mentions ‘Intercourse’ Is Out Of Line.

by Anura Guruge

Click to ENLARGE. You can find the commercial at: http://www.ispot.tv. See link below.

Link to the offensive TV ad. (if you haven’t seen it).

Click to access my prior posts on THESE TV commercials.

As somebody who wrote a book about ‘orgasms’ I am NOT someone that you could easily call a prude! Just check out this book. I have nothing against intercourse; I am actually quite partial to it.

But, as a father of a 12-year old daughter I am not happy to have a TV commercial, on Cable News Channels like CNN, MSNBC & CNBC, that runs during the DAY that openly mentions INTERCOURSE. That is not right. How is that acceptable and permissible in a country that does not permit any nudity on broadcast TV. So no nudity, even at 11pm, BUT it is OK to say ‘intercourse’ at 8:12am in the morning. I am not amused or pleased.

The ‘curved below the belt‘ commercial was not offensive. Just a tad funny.

But, this commercial is BELOW THE BELT.

Do YOU agree?

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August 25, 2018  

“Pecker” Is Such The Appropriate Name For The Man Who Owns The “National Enquirer”.

by Anura Guruge

It is easy to work out the slang connotation of ‘Pecker’. I know of a great woodpecker joke. It’s punchline tells you all that you need to know of the name ‘pecker’. It goes: ‘So, it is true. Your pecker does get harder the further you are from home‘.

Well, I am just curious as to what Donald Trump is calling David Pecker of late. I am sure it is a derivation, starting with ‘P’, but a tad shorter than ‘Pecker’ per se.

David Pecker is Jewish. So, like all the Jewish ‘Millers’, his surname doesn’t reflect the usual English roots, i.e., somebody involved in ‘packing’ (as in wool or fish into a barrel). I really didn’t spend much time trying to research it (because it is not that important) but from the little I gather it appears that Jews in Europe have been using it for some time now.

Well right now I am only interested in Pecker in is obviously humorous context — because, of late, I have decided that all you can do in the current situation involving Trump is to try and see the funny side of it.

With luck we should get some real good Pecker jokes over the next few weeks. The current batch, on Twitter, is rather tame and obvious. So, get cracking.

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