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Sales Of Propecia, Trump’s Anti-Baldness Drug, Will Go Through The Roof — Buy MRK Shares.

by Anura Guruge


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Shares of ‘Propecia’ maker Merck & Co. (MRK). From ‘marketwatch.com’ — where else?



Wow! Best plug Merck (MRK) has had in years. Will do wonders for the sales of PropeciaErectile Dysfunction (ED) or no dysfunction.

This will be great for shares of MRK.

MRK shares, as you can see from the graph above, have already taken off. But, at ~$62 you should definitely get some.

I was curious as to why my doctors had put me on Cardura for prostate health rather than Propecia — given that I need all the help I can get when it comes to retaining the little hair I have. Now, I know. My doctors have always known what is important to me. Hair or ED? I don’t think that there is even a choice.

But, buy MRK. You will thank me. Don’t take Propecia. You will thank me.


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Does “Ken Fisher” Of “Fisher Investments” Have Any Idea Of His Resemblance To “Anthony Weiner”?

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I had CNBC on this morning in our bedroom while I was doing my post-run ablutions. I came out, brushing my teeth and did a DOUBLE TAKE and these thoughts flashed through my mind: “why is Anthony Weiner on TV, I thought he was in prison … why is Anthony Weiner doing a commercial? …. why would anybody be stupid enough to hire Anthony Weiner to do a commercial“.

Then I realized that it wasn’t actually Weiner.

Took me a second to work out that this must be the owner of Fisher Investments.

Then I felt BAD. Doesn’t he realize that he can be mistaken for Weiner. Hasn’t anybody told him that. Kind of spoils the whole commercial. Once the Weiner thought crosses your mind that commercial is toast.

Am I the ONLY one who sees this similarity — and I am acutely aware, from the hits I get here, that I saw a similarity between Frank Fritz Of ‘American Pickers’ and another jailbird.

Never mind. Ken Fisher is probably a billionaire and it doesn’t matter who he gets mistaken with.


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Our Stair Jumping Gymnastic Hamster — A Must See YouTube Video. Such Strength, Such Agility.

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This is Teischan’s hamster #2, Treble, that we got in May 2017. (The short-lived #1 was Rebel.)

We discovered, that she can climb stairs, with aplomb, and do so, over and over again, the first time she escaped from a cage. We weren’t at home and she decided to go up the stairs to my study — which is where she slept at night so as her nocturnal activities would not disturb Teischan.

She had escaped while we were not in the house.

We came home to discover that your burglar alarm had gone off — for the very first time in 10-years! A motion detector in my study had gone off! That confounded all of us since a person would have had to have negotiated multiple other sensors before tripping that one which on the 4th-level of this 4-story house.

We did not know, at that juncture, that Treble was missing.

As soon as I was told that Treble was missing I knew where she was and we found her in SECONDS!

But, she had to have climbed a set of stairs to get to my study.

So, we put her on the stairs to see what she did.

She did this.

Cracked us up.

AMAZING strength. That is a standing vertical jump above her head.

We get to see this most nights. It is so entertaining. So, I wanted to share. ENJOY.


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Spanish Seville’s Official 2017 Christmas Poster Shows Archangel Gabriel In A Whole Different Light.

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I read and saw this in today’s
U.K. “Daily Mail
which I read a few times a day!



It is a poster to put up around the City that says “Christmas Saville 2017” (in Spanish).

Interesting imagery and on top of it, the most masculine Gabriel I have ever seen.

What were they thinking? Maybe they were indeed trying to tell us something.

Enjoy.


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For BMW Owners ‘Instant Karma’ Brings Hell On Earth!

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Click to access the UK “Daily Mail” story with video & pictures.



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Instant Karma
by John Lennon.


Well as any regular reader of this blog knows, I, because of how the Germans destroyed Liverpool (England), refuse to have any truck with German cars.

I had already told you about this BMW spontaneous combustion back in May of this year. I did. {Smile}

It cracked me up then, it cracks me up NOW. I have no sympathy. I am relentless and ruthless when it comes to my antipathy to German cards. I tell people who own German cars, to their face, that it impresses me none and grieves me much. And that included my adoptive father

Enjoy.

Instant Karma.


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The Craziest Thing I Saw Yesterday — October 24. 2017.

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Attribution WILL be enforced.

Red berries in profusion New Hampshire 2017 Anura Guruge Sony a7 II


I saw this at the Alton (NH) Circle gas station around 4:10pm. I was across the road taking some pictures so the camera was already at hand.

I tried to parse that message every which way and it still does not make any sense to I.

It makes it sound like God is no more (not that that makes much difference to I).

What about the Holy Trinity? Isn’t Jesus & God one and the same thing?

And then the yellow lettering below that!

Wow. Made my day though.

Plus, how can Bill O’Reilly be blaming God if God has passed the baton onto Jesus?


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The Golden Retriever In The “King Midas” Commercial By Midas?

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Where did they get that Golden Retriever in the ‘King Midas‘ commercial?

He/she is cute enough, as ALL Goldens are, by definition, BUT … come on!

Is there a particular reason that he/she appears in the commercial as opposed to a more representative Golden?

OK. I admit it and those that know me, know this about me. I am a SNOB when it comes to Goldens.

Yes, I love Goldens, and that goes without caveats. But, I am also very ‘fussy’ about Goldens.

The Midas Golden is “OK” … but, but, but.

I am not going to any much, since I could get into trouble.

But, that Golden could do with a coat of Gold! Nough said …

And, just in case you are wondering, I am FINE with older Goldens. Ulysses, the 4th of the 6 Goldens I have had, lived to be 14.


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