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Having Genuine Google Doodle, For Dame Jean Macnamara, On ‘April 1’, Was Stupid!

by Anura Guruge



Yes, I know it was her birthday — after I looked her up. She is by no means a household name — and I suspect that that is even the case in her how country of Australia.

So, what was Google THINKING?

Yes, Google as we all know has a long and storied history of doing clever April 1st jokes.

Yes, we all know about the ongoing pandemic. Yes, I worked out that Google MIGHT refrain from joking around this year — given the gravity of the situation.

So, it would have been BEST not to do ANYTHING.

Do the Google Doodle for her the next day. That would have been better.

This was STUPID — Google.

Say it after I. “This was STUPID Google”.


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Donald Trump To Sign An Executive Order That Will Expunge His Impeachment From The Congressional Record.

by Anura Guruge



It appears that this was a little known, never used, provision that enables a President to expunge portions of the official Congressional Record if it is deemed to be harmful to National Security!

Well, he is going to exercise his RIGHT and obviously Congress will not be able to do anything about it because the Democrats do NOT have the votes.

Amazing.

This means that future textbooks on U.S. history will have to omit any mentions of the Impeachment because there will be NO official Congressional Record of it. Just media reports and that has been discredited as FAKE NEWS!

Amazing.

As far as the official historical record Donald Trump was never impeached.


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by Anura Guruge

There Is Now A Shortage Of TOOTHPASTE In New Hampshire — And We Have Less Teeth/Per Capita Than Most!

by Anura Guruge


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Who would have thought? A toothpaste shortage in New Hampshire — the State that prides itself on toothless grins.

IF you have a full set of choppers it is UNLIKELY you are from New Hampshire.

Even I, after my 35-years in NH, can HONESTLY claim that I do not have a full set of teeth. You knew that … right? I have a HUGE gap, right up front.

Bottom line here … we, in New Hampshire, have LESS teeth to brush, compared to others.

So, you would think we wouldn’t be running out of toothpaste.

Toilet paper you can understand. Everybody has one — you know what. But, in New Hampshire, not so when it comes to teeth. So, I am a bit confused and puzzled.

Yes, the aisle, thankfully, was not totally empty. There was some. Enough I think. It was just depleted. I bought an expensive tube just to make sure.

Though I do not have a full set, I have a thing about brushing my teeth. I brush at least twice a day, and always for more than 3-minutes.

Anywho …

Heads Up. Toothpaste shortage ….


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Would Never Have Happened IF They Were Driving A Jaguar.

by Anura Guruge


Click to access the U.K. ‘Daily Mail’ coverage.


Oh, dear. What a shame. Just to think that this would never have happened IF they were smart & savvy enough to be driving a Jaguar or Bentley.

I feel bad. Folks that just do not understand the bad karma. Never mind.

Anyone who knows I, knows my total & utter aversion to German bloody (quite literally) cars.


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Was The Super Bowl 2020 Halftime Show Blatant Belly Dancing A Subliminal Message To Trump & Co.?

by Anura Guruge


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YouTube video IF you want to watch it all, yourself.


Well there is one country FAMOUS as the birthplace and mecca of Belly Dancing. And NO, it is NOT Canada or Israel. Look it up.

Yes, I am an unashamed devotee and connoisseur of belly dancing. I know my way around belly dancing.

As soon as I saw the blatant, undisguised belly dancing I GOT the message. Wink. Wink. But, I usually get these things. SMILE.

The bonds(/shackles) were an added touch. WOW. Very powerful.

I wonder how many folks realized what was happening.


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