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December 3, 2019  

‘Walmart’ Selling Some Pretty Racy ‘Garments’ Online.

by Anura Guruge

Click image to access ‘Walmart’ product page.

No. No. Don’t get all excited and jump to the incorrect conclusion that I was browsing ‘Walmart’ for titillation. Nope, NOT I.

My wife stumbled across these and sent me the link along with this message:

Click to ENLARGE.

Appears that she and my 19-year old daughter were shocked and think it is inappropriate. My wife thought I should do a post — so, I am.

As I pointed out to her I am sure you can find ‘worse’ on Amazon given that I know that they advertise and sell sex toys online. I have never bothered to go looking but I am sure that Amazon, as ever, will have Walmart beat — hands down. [Smile]

My wife is far from a prude. It would be near impossible to be a prude and be married to I. But, this bothered her.

Crotchless panties have always amused and confounded I. Do NOT see the point. Why bother?

Anywho …. I have done what was expected. I have brought it to your attention. Appears that ‘Rue21.com’, that caters to teens/young adults, also has similar — if not ‘more’. But, the link she sent me doesn’t work. Says ‘access denied’.

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November 25, 2019  

I Can So, SO Relate To This — It Should Become My New Motto.

by Anura Guruge

Click to ENLARGE and savor.

When I saw this on the back of a food truck, yesterday, it stopped me in my tracks.

Wow.

This was SO I. So, I.

I had to stand and stare in admiration and sheer AWE.

Ahh! That is so I.

“Let’s Get Loaded”.

My motto. Cheers.

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November 3, 2019  

I Got The World’s SMALLEST, Certified, Bottle Of Scotch Whisky To Cut Back On My Dipsomania.

by Anura Guruge

I found this at the ‘North Barnstead Congregational Church’ 2019 Fair yesterday. I had to get it.

Yes, it is already GONE. What did YOU expect?

Not sure it will help me with my dipsomania. I am sure I am far, far gone.

I should have found these bottles 40-years ago when I was descending into my fondness for Scotch and used to have whisky with my corn flakes.

Here is to YOU. CHEERS.

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October 14, 2019  

My Faith In Humanity Restored! They Really Do Make A Retro Handset For Smartphones. Rejoice.

by Anura Guruge

Click image to access Amazon listing. They have MORE. Rejoice.

I was ALL excited earlier this evening. I was going to INVENT this and file a patent. Damn. But, I am NOT crushed. I am delighted. My faith in humanity restored. Rejoice.

I need one of these. That is why I was going to invent it.

Well, as the 3 people in the whole wide Universe that truly know I know, I am old, getting senile and have absolutely no clue when it comes to 21st century technology. I kid you not. I have only had a smartphone for less than 2-years and I still have NO IDEA how to use it! I can’t TEXT, but that doesn’t phase me. I don’t hear it ring. 110% I have it in “Do NOT Disturb” mode. So, it never rings. That is a good thing BECAUSE I have no idea, whatsoever, as to how to answer a call IF I were to get one!

Not sure which way I would have to hold the phone!

Not funny. This is serious stuff.

So, after 40-years, when I was in my late 50s I finally worked out how to use a NORMAL telephone. I no longer get it mixed up, i.e., holding it upside down. Took me decades to finally get it right.

 

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by Anura Guruge

October 3, 2019  

The U.K. ‘Daily Mail’ Again Confuses ‘Celibate’ With ‘Continence’ (A.K.A. ‘Abstinence’).

by Anura Guruge

Click image to access U.K. “Daily Mail” original.

Click to ENLARGE. From above cited article.

They have done before, too.

Click to access my post from 2015.

Yes, I know. Many people do use ‘celibate‘ to mean ‘not having sex‘. But, that becomes very convoluted when you apply it to married folks because the true definition of ‘celibate’ is not being in a relationship. That is how ‘celibate’ came to have this secondary meaning, though it is no longer the case, i.e., IF you are not in a relationship then you are not having sex!

The correct word is ‘continence‘ or ‘abstinence’.

Yes, the improper use of this word bugs I. But, I am a pedant as to the correct usage of the Queen’s beautiful English.

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September 23, 2019  

Is ‘Mike Pompeo’, Secretary Of State, Also Turning Orange?

by Anura Guruge

Click to access this ‘ABC News’ coverage. Google … this Sunday … for more.

Click to access ‘Mother Jones’ article.

Yes, I am a news junkie. I watch a lot of news shows.

It was very noticeable on Sunday that Mike Pompeo was distinctly orange.

It was scary.

Is this orange thing contagious? How do you catch it. Scratch that. I don’t want to know!

Yikes.

Will Melania turn orange too, or has she, wisely, stopped physical contact with Agent Orange?

Just didn’t want you to miss this.

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September 20, 2019  

Christmas In September — I Get A Garmin ‘Fenix 6 Sapphire’ & A Fitbit ‘Versa 2’.

by Anura Guruge

SMILE.

Yes, I am a lucky old man. I know that.

But, I have to sing for this supper — or at least work for most of it.

I have to evaluate them and write three reviews. Not exactly back breaking work, but work nonetheless.

And I do take it seriously.

I do test these quite rigorously. I take notes, create spreadsheets, make videos. So, it is not just a walk in the park.

Of course, it is from my friends at ‘Heart Rate Monitors USA‘, ‘HRM USA‘. I have been evaluating smartwatches for them for about a year now. Best gig I have ever had. I love it.

Well, I better start WORK. No rest for the wicked.

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