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Am I The ONLY ONE That Has Worked Out That Donald Trump Will ALWAYS Delay Enforcing Tariffs?

by Anura Guruge

Click to access the WSJ original. Google for more.

Click to access my post.

Well, lets face it. You can, if you squint hard enough and put on rose-colored specs, see that Donald Trump and I are twins separated at birth.

No wonder I can understand him and predict what he is going to do. We are so, so very alike — he is just better looking and is rich.

Let me tell you. Donald is NOT serious about tariffs. He is just using it as a cudgel. Don’t get excited about it. Play the market assuming that the tariffs will ALWAYS be kicked down the road.

Trust me.

IF you don’t, go back and look.

He has always, push come to shove, delayed tariffs at the 10th hour. The GOOD, KIND, GENEROUS man he is, he does NOT wait until the 11th hour. He does it earlier. Bless his BIG heart.

So, now you know.

Trump is not serious about tariffs.

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“The GURUGE Expeditionary Force” To Acquire Greenland For Trump — Come, Join & DONATE.

by Anura Guruge

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Too much talk. Time for action.

Time for man’s man, i.e., I, to step into the breech and get this done.


I am a Pacifist.

So, it will be different. But, no problems.

I am, definitely, NOT the Master of the Deal.


I am GOOD. Real GOOD. The BEST. Actually better than BEST.

I made a v. comfortable living for 22-years selling MYSELF. Yes, it was professional prostitution. I sold myself for money — yep, basically same rates as a good escort. So, I can sell. I can get the deal done.

Plus …. a secret. Don’t tell anyone. I used to joke about this.

In those 22-years, I never lost a sale (of myself) if the decision maker was female. What can I say. SMILE. Yes, I SMILE. I do NOT SCOWL. So, how can I lose. At least 50% of the folks we met in Greenland — I hope — will be female. SMILE. We are all set. SMILE.

Oh. I am also Mr. Chocolate. I am made of chocolate. I am going to need lots, lots, lots of chocolates. Maybe a few hundred tons.

Plus, roses and nylons.

This means I am going to need MONEY. Lots of money. Not millions. But, billions. But, we can do this. For Trump.

So, start sending money, NOW for the “The GURUGE Expeditionary Force” To Acquire Greenland For Trump.

This is important. No messing around. Send money. Send LOTS of money.

My PayPal account is the same as my e-mail. And my e-mail is easy to find.

Send Money.

“The GURUGE Expeditionary Force” To Acquire Greenland For Trump.

Send Money, please.

“The GURUGE Expeditionary Force” To Acquire Greenland For Trump.

When I have got enough chocolate, roses and nylons I will let you KNOW. Promise. Plus, I will need a few other things, of course. A private jet to get me there, for one. I will also need some new threads. So, send money. Send money.

“The GURUGE Expeditionary Force” To Acquire Greenland For Trump.

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by Anura Guruge

Donald Trump Is NOT Acting Presidential; Why Think Of Buying Greenland When He Can INVADE Denmark?

by Anura Guruge

He still does NOT get it.

He continues to act as real estate tycoon rather than as President of the U.S. of A. — the mightiest military power in the known Universe.

What is this craziness? He wants Greenland. Go get Greenland.

How difficult would it be to conquer Denmark?

How long will it take. 7 minutes, 8 minutes?

Just two phone calls. One to the Pentagon and the other to the (other Queen) — the Queen of Denmark. Surrender or our bombers will be above in 5-minutes.

Come on.

This would be better than ANY military parade.

It will be like Mrs. Thatcher and the Falklands Armada.

He will be THE HERO. 2020 in the BAG and they will be BEGGING him to stay on as Emperor for Life.

This is so simple.

Denmark is a LOVELY country. Beautiful people. I have visited many times. I have even driven across it … in a Triumph TR7 convertible.

The Danes would LOVE to be Americans. Their ancestors tried to cross the Atlantic. Now Donald will makes their dreams come true.

So, come on. Go invade Denmark.

Just think of the possibilities next.



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EXACTLY As I Predicted Trump Backs Down On Key China Tariffs. I Can’t STOP Smiling.

by Anura Guruge

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It really is like stealing candy from a baby!

I live off the stock market and have done for the last 12-years.

So, it helps if you can anticipate what is going to happen and in my DOTAGE I have, to my own amusement, have got good at this. Yes, it PAYS. SMILE. Thanks.

Old age and experience really does help.

Just 15 or 16 years ago I would listen to the investing advice of old men and wish I could be so sanguine and sage.

NOW I am one of those old men, and I am loving it.

While others panic and sell, I rebalance and wait for the bounce. I actually rebalanced yesterday because I knew the bounce was imminent. What can I say.

Yes, I can give you advice on investing. SMILE.

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Why Does The Stock Market React To Trump’s Tariff Threats — He ALWAYS Backs Down!

by Anura Guruge

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Just don’t get it. The stock market did it AGAIN today. Reacted BADLY when Trump threatened China with more tariffs.

But, am I the ONLY one who has noticed. He always, but always, backs down at the last minute and kicks the can down the road.

Has done it with Canada, with Mexico, with the EU and with China.

He is all bluster and no trousers.

Just can’t understand why the market reacts. It should just ignore the threats. He has cried wolf way too many times. He is just bluffing.

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Trump Campaign Selling PLASTIC Straws To Defy Liberals Is Morally Wrong To Planet Earth! Period.

by Anura Guruge

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Click to access ‘The Hill’ original.

This is so wrong at so many levels.

Yes, I know he and his administration have been doing their level best to screw it, but our environment should not be trifled with.

All plastics, especially plastic straws (which we can easily do without), need to be used in moderation, realizing the consequences. We are actually, demonstrably harming aquatic life and even birds that spend time in water.

This is WRONG.

Don’t be suckered in. This is NOT a game. This is NOT a joke.

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