There Is Now A Shortage Of TOOTHPASTE In New Hampshire — And We Have Less Teeth/Per Capita Than Most!
IF you have a full set of choppers it is UNLIKELY you are from New Hampshire.
Even I, after my 35-years in NH, can HONESTLY claim that I do not have a full set of teeth. You knew that … right? I have a HUGE gap, right up front.
Bottom line here … we, in New Hampshire, have LESS teeth to brush, compared to others.
So, you would think we wouldn’t be running out of toothpaste.
Toilet paper you can understand. Everybody has one — you know what. But, in New Hampshire, not so when it comes to teeth. So, I am a bit confused and puzzled.
Yes, the aisle, thankfully, was not totally empty. There was some. Enough I think. It was just depleted. I bought an expensive tube just to make sure.
Though I do not have a full set, I have a thing about brushing my teeth. I brush at least twice a day, and always for more than 3-minutes.
Heads Up. Toothpaste shortage ….