Despite My Ongoing Diet, I Am Still Too BIG To Fit Into This Suit Of Armor.
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As you can see the waist is the biggest problem — though height would be a concern too. Saw it in Littleton, New Hampshire. You know I. I wanted it, but only if I could get into it. Bummer and bummer indeed. I will have to keep an eye for XXX suits of armor. There must have been some fat knights. They indulged. Well, I can’t. So, I will continue to try and diet.
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