IF I Were A Rich Man I Would Have 2.5 Of These 7-Pound Burgers For Lunch, Each Day.
Because, IF I were a rich man, I would get 3 of these, every day, for lunch. I will give the buns and half of the third to the dogs, but will scoff down the 2.5 with relish (but without any relish). That would keep me going for a couple of hours. I might have to have some nuts to take the edge off.
Wow. The hot dogs is the kicker.
But, $75 each!
My budget for lunch is $1.50! Hence, the disconnect.
I am thinking whether I could possibly start a GoFundMe page.
Ah! To be rich.
In the meantime back to my 99 cent a package hot dogs.