The Science Behind Female Breasts — Especially Their Movement.
I know it is hard to believe given the amount of coverage that I give them, BUT I, notwithstanding the obvious assets of some of my past companions, am not really a ‘breast man‘. Honest. Ask Deanna. But due to an incident that took place 44 years ago I have always had a passing interest in the motion of female breasts. And now I am CRUSHED.
Well this ‘Figure 8’ claims destroys one of my few worthwhile contributions to science and education!
Yes. Way back when I was 18 I came up with a memorable discovery that helped many get through the intricacies of college level physics.
It had to do with ‘Simple Harmonic Motion‘ — a very important, and basic type of motion in nature. I was taught and used to think of it as the ‘path travelled by an object accelerating relative to fixed point’ . 1971. University College of Swansea. I am in a physics class in a large auditorium. Lecturer was teaching us ‘Simple Harmonic Motion’. You may also find this hard to believe but I was somewhat of a character and comedian in those days (unlike the sober, staid, serious soul I am now). So he is standing up talking about ‘acceleration relative to a fixed point’ when I raise my hand and blurt out … ‘you mean just like the path traversed by the nipple of a girl running topless on the beach’. The other kids, as was invariably the case whenever I said anything, started laughing.
The lecturer stopped, of course, in his tracks. Then his face lit up. He started laughing saying: ‘Very Good. Very Good. Yes, exactly. Great definition. We should all use it’. From then on for the next 3 years I was, among other things (including the claim that I spent 70% of my time in Swansea horizontal), notorious for my knowledge of ‘Simple Harmonic Motion’.
But ‘Figure 8’ motion is not SHM UNLESS, of course, I can come up with a way to way that it is 2nd Degree SHM — on two planes — horizontal and vertical.
Anywho … check it out IF you have any interest in female breasts and the science behind them.
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