I Would Have Done This ‘Orgasms’ Presentation At UNH For FREE And Made It More Relevant And Helpful As Well.
…by Anura Guruge
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I bet she NEVER advocated that everybody has to shoot to average one orgasm for each day of their life by the time they are 45 and then be able to maintain that well into their 60s and beyond.
FOR MEN, this ‘O a-day‘ batting-average is the BEST prevention against prostate woes. For women, it ensures that they have a Mona Lisa type smile on their face.
The math is simple. I am 60 years, 1 month and 5 days old as I write this. That is 21,950 days that I have been on this earth. So, per my, ‘O a-day’ mantra, I need to have had 21,950 orgasms by now. Piece of cake. I am way, way, way over. Last time somebody actually worked it out, which was about 12 years ago, I was already past 40,000. We don’t even have to get into what has transpired since …
I bet that this women cannot in any way or shape match me when it comes to experience with orgasms. It is a kind of religion with me. I had even once contemplated starting a church to help Catholic women with their orgasms. I guess that is how I ended up becoming a papal historian.
IF I was talking to these College kids I would have impressed upon them that they need to start banking up their orgasms. This is the time that they need to be racking up at least 5 a day.
This women made too light of the matter and stressed the use of toys! Heresy. Orgasms are the most serious things in your life and it is not something to be toyed with. Don’t complicate it. Just learn to enjoy them. Screw the toys. Why do you think we evolved fingers?
Well, I am bummed. They should have asked me. It is not if I haven’t got experience standing up and talking to students or adults.
Anyway, let me take this opportunity again to stress to all: you have to average one ‘O’ per each day of your life by the time you turn 45.
The arithmetic is pretty simple. So go for it. ENJOY. Have a smile on your face. Why do YOU think that I am noted for grinning.