The Kate Middleton Topless Pictures: The Exclusive Conspiracy Theory. They Are Body Doubles!
…by Anura Guruge
Prior Related Posts:
1/ Kate Middleton Pictures — The Link For Those That Really Want To See Them (Plus Backup) — Sep. 16, 2012.
2/ There Should Be No Big Deal About The Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, Topless Pictures
— Sep. 14, 2012.
3/ The Privacy Of The British Royals Are Frequently Violated, Often Unbeknownst To Them — Sep. 15, 2012.
In my capacity as a very active Papal Historian I cannot escape intrigue, machinations, duplicity and conspiracy; the British Royals paragons of virtue compared to the antics of some of the popes.
From day ONE of this ‘what-is-the-big-deal, they-are-only boobs and not-very-big-ones-at-that‘ saga I have suspected that something was fishy, hence my original post.
I got it all sorted out in my mind now.
That is NOT the Royals. They are BODY DOUBLES planted by ‘the Palace’ to entrap the pesky Paparazzi — that were responsible, directly or otherwise, in the untimely demise of Kate’s still beloved mother-in-law. None of the Paparazzi went to jail for Princess Diana’s death. So this was going to be pay-back time.
This was immaculately planned and executed even better.
That was NOT Kate and Prince William at the French Villa. They were body doubles. So the pictures splashed across Europe are not the Royal breasts of a future Queen. Q.E.D.
So the legal maneuvering and all of the fuss is to flush out the rogue media, punish them for their audacity and put a stop to the Paparazzi chasing our Royals.
Simple as that. Sorry to break this ‘bad’ news to you. But, that as you must be able to see, is the real story. Body doubles to make boobs out of the French Paparazzi.