I Will Gladly Part With A Testicle For Some Bloody GLOBAL WARMING!
At 67, with no shortage, whatsoever of testosterone, I am sure I could get by for another 20-years on one good testicle — luckily, both of mine, are in tip-top shape. So, I will trade one testicle for a tiney, winey bit of GLOBAL WARMING.
Today was May 1st. May 1st.
When I woke up the temperature in Central New Hampshire was 37F (3C)! That is frigging crazy. May 1st & we are just above bloody freezing.
I have had it.
When I set off for my walk at 10am it was 41F (5C). That is insane. I had to bundle up, wear an insulated hat & gloves. May bloody 1st.
Where oh where is this global warming.
Can I, please, please, have some. Not much. Just a bit.
I am so done with being cold.
I believe 100% that we have climate change. I know because we in New Hampshire now have Global Cooling.
So, please don’t talk to me about Global Warming. I have two testicles that will tell YOU otherwise.