What Is THE Definition Of “An Affair” — And I Am, Of Course, Talking “Stormy Daniels”.
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I am not going to totally self-incriminate myself (in my old age), though in terms bona fides in addressing this issue, let me just say that I do not have that many regrets in my life, but one of them was that one of my wives talked me out of writing a ‘How To Have An Affair & Not Get Caught‘. She said it would reflect poorly on I! To this day I do realize that that was the Best Seller I never had! C’est la vie. I am not going to admit to anything other than to say that I may have known my way around an affair — and I cannot be too coy because, unlike Trump, I have been cited, in court, in the U.K., for adultery (albeit way back, in the last century). [You know the funny thing about that. When I was an impressionable kid growing up in Ceylon I would hear about these men that got named in court and thought that it was real dashing and romantic. I wanted to be one of those men. Well, at least one goal in life I achieved!]
Yes, of course, I watched THE interview with Stormy.
As you know I am not one that you would call a Trump supporter. But, I would have to say that he has the right to claim that it was NOT an affair.
That sure does NOT sound like an affair. I maintain that you need to have had sex at least twice, and that not on the same day, for it to even start approaching the threshold of an affair.
From what I can glean from the interview they met a handful of times and had sex once. Come on. That is but a one-night stand with some courtesy.
So, of course, I am NOT trying to cut the Drump any slack. He deserves all that is coming to him. But, I kind of feel offended that the ‘good name’ of ‘affairs’ is being slandered.
What do you think?
Would YOU call it an affair?